CYBER PARANOIDS // Neural Support Node Online
Your connection to the Cyber Paranoids matrix is stable.
If you are experiencing anomalies, glitches in the neural feedback loop,
unexpected behavior from the skill, or simply wish to transmit praise data
into the collective, initiate direct contact with Central Command.
All transmissions are encrypted with quantum-grade paranoia protocols.
Response time: usually within 6–12 hours (Earth standard).